1 t1 C3 i( I$ T+ a. l姓名:English or Chinese? (英文or中文?!) & S. x \0 t q$ h / o* x. \( R) [9 b/ l' j1 S年齡:Confidential (機密) ) [* H0 [" n* B 3 J- r4 W6 L2 l% y g身高:Not related to the job (跟工作無關) : }( e0 @/ r4 ?" S2 I, o % D" |) @5 ^, s& [$ q8 L o體重:Varies all the time, before lunch or after$ a- d: R% h5 Y/ B6 p4 |* _4 T
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(一直有在變化,用餐前後都不相同)& I% R8 r" d9 g$ G3 @
% \/ u( o( Y3 g' |居住地:At what stage of my life, please be more specific) t, _' x! o- @" H
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(我的每個階段居住的地方都不同,請指出特定的時期)8 U P7 o2 K4 G# \0 n( g- P
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電話:Ericsson (行動電話的廠牌名-__-"..) 0 p* `8 U( ]7 _+ ~ ( J# P4 A# K" a8 L/ q7 q6 S6 w) V電子郵件:Only give to pretty and rich girls; ]: e# R; `* p j& c3 y
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(只給美麗和有錢的女生)4 Z7 E' S6 f, T t, M
a0 F( q* ]; o) e上班時間:the shorter the better (時間越短越好)0 I' W4 o- q Y: g- h
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應徵職位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young! Y. W/ l0 |7 W- z
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girls (希望不用太忙於公事,但必須有許多漂亮妹妹和年輕妹妹圍繞在旁邊)& p& V0 V3 s! x4 z+ A
* c7 Y* \/ s0 s' c學歷:Graduated at the wild chicken university (畢業於野雞大學) * g; q& P# R4 |3 [. X4 Z7 z4 M+ K: |* d' {! ?( I: Y" ?# O
語言能力:fluent in bullshits (瞎掰非常流利)/ K p7 K; O1 C9 x5 J, Z
6 d7 G0 F I7 M4 _% |" @- ~' m& [興趣:Sleeping and sleeping (睡覺AND睡覺); N" I3 w V) V8 @
) I! V' V' v2 B9 M4 M' y- c經歷:Fooling around all the time (一直都是遊手好閒) 6 B- y* h5 I9 {% }. O ( A* |8 y" y; A9 h曾任職位:Decent or not decent, please be more specific / g0 z: m! [9 D0 u( B! O3 N$ I
(請註明是要詢問哪一種...正派的or不正派的)" B. t: C% l) j2 B- [
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your company (仍然正在找尋有錢的漂亮妹妹,並且希望能在你們公司找 2 p8 f" o- m ^ [2 j6 U. S; x% O! g, b+ K$ c* k! O* X* P$ L
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3 T& Y$ ~: x! G3 T未來期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible ( z7 O! `/ e2 V8 l& l9 p$ y7 m $ A8 v& G" B+ P; T5 o) N( `/ L* [' V(能有個表演的舞台(可愛現),並且能越快退休越好)! l7 M" S" \! L/ ~6 W O
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希望待遇:Lesser workload the better (工作量越少越好) ! ^% ~& M( \& R: `. C T* p) o # C3 P3 C) m+ u" m7 x7 S * l8 P3 T V( t7 N: h接著,他們再看第二位應徵者時,這時連吃著飯的經理則吐了出來,董事 5 j7 R" E# t7 r# q5 \# z& w* c, Y% H: ?( w3 c" I- D$ D: g2 c% f
長更當場暈倒。 0 H: a8 R/ [- j( b8 A2 N' I s5 P) v; }
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姓名:父母取的 9 {& o- L; e. w# @1 ~, S2 |) ] G1 U; w- ?) z" w# N0 {1 ~
年齡:不小了& I3 y- \; f9 W8 g( f2 J+ Z