1 {3 U1 @/ ]+ G: v1 s2 u/ `+ Y2 p身高:Not related to the job (跟工作無關) 1 u% |( Z- \0 G$ D5 u + L( x9 Q& }) P/ U I( m' w1 z體重:Varies all the time, before lunch or after3 J& ~* [: |9 m( u
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居住地:At what stage of my life, please be more specific/ c. T; N5 V- O, h( P/ N1 A( s! @
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電話:Ericsson (行動電話的廠牌名-__-"..)4 E6 Z' `* h! e8 V& j! R G; i
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電子郵件:Only give to pretty and rich girls* ~ z+ }) b# [/ h7 z8 j2 h
* C0 G* U! B/ K6 V5 @0 _應徵職位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young % X# M1 F% c7 J1 k2 m 3 }" L8 D7 S O' a% j' _5 ^girls (希望不用太忙於公事,但必須有許多漂亮妹妹和年輕妹妹圍繞在旁邊) ' ]6 P+ o" c# L- |# [+ j+ S - Z" Y: ?8 P6 ]# ^7 V2 h4 C# s' U學歷:Graduated at the wild chicken university (畢業於野雞大學) 1 m4 G. }9 R2 U$ w9 J* d; ?2 Z! o# ~ 1 O: o8 q( A5 K! G% W: X# \* j( W語言能力:fluent in bullshits (瞎掰非常流利)' x: X7 h# a, H5 e1 E
) D+ E1 B5 j$ D; P興趣:Sleeping and sleeping (睡覺AND睡覺) - `5 b4 W: x: S' z9 b/ c # W) {' h( I& R% C經歷:Fooling around all the time (一直都是遊手好閒)9 w' K0 m1 v% [9 y
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曾任職位:Decent or not decent, please be more specific 4 z$ x7 E2 I& q$ q5 t& l- l- A/ x% M' ^ ] `4 _/ P1 _' x(請註明是要詢問哪一種...正派的or不正派的) : Y- q) C; h: h- H/ P/ v . z& m, z( ?" w h3 n已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in % g+ E3 a2 S/ I+ o$ J % ^; F/ y: O! n+ i$ gyour company (仍然正在找尋有錢的漂亮妹妹,並且希望能在你們公司找' d* r, x3 J' {; Q# X
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未來期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible7 ^- B- m# }4 g" S) H* `. W' f( v5 K
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(能有個表演的舞台(可愛現),並且能越快退休越好) # ?' X9 _( \* [8 O7 {+ ^ 2 G) D, x. Z4 j# E. n# j" W! y希望待遇:Lesser workload the better (工作量越少越好) ) ^. R+ d: ^' W ; M) t. D: B, k0 v( V3 u, ?- C7 }% u2 F5 d4 J9 y. K7 f
接著,他們再看第二位應徵者時,這時連吃著飯的經理則吐了出來,董事- {1 t0 j0 y1 V: q) v; A" t+ }" q5 ^
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* }9 S# E2 j3 N. G ' f) ]. q2 H# N8 T9 ^3 h姓名:父母取的1 w4 A0 ]' R3 k
% w; X3 W+ D1 i8 E4 H年齡:不小了 " ^* C. X( k7 Q$ K/ U. V0 L! ]3 f, l* Z
身高:很高* I- j& O6 t6 v$ r